La Femme Fatale

Her Royal Nonsense, Female, 23, from Canada

Deadliest Catch; a Fishing Show, or Another Name for my Vagina? Apr 27, 2012

1. Storyofmylife
  *out of breath* I finally figured out how to publish a fan fiction... Holy f*ck it's hard to do! Anywho here it is, feel free to read it if you'd like and let me know what you think! I'm barely done, this is gonna be a long ass story. :P http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8135742/1/Resident_Evil_Hopeless_Reckoning
  
  May 21, 2012 at 5:23 AM
2. Storyofmylife
  You like Lana Del Rey? That's who I was trying to say you looked like, but I didn't remember her name! Anywho her music is awesome, if you haven't checked it out already you should. Hope you're doing good.
  
  May 6, 2012
  2. La Femme Fatale
    I'm ok. I know of her, never really listened to her tho
    
    May 6, 2012
  3. Storyofmylife
    She's really pretty and very talented. :) Anywho if you need to talk about anything I'm here! Take care.
    
    May 6, 2012
  4. La Femme Fatale
    Thanks hunny ;)
    
    May 7, 2012
3. La Femme Fatale
  Deadliest Catch; a Fishing Show, or Another Name for my Vagina?
  
  Apr 27, 2012
  2. Storyofmylife
    I just ate lunch and saw this... Thanks for the 5 lbs I just threw up thanks to Femme's vagina jokes! XD
    
    Apr 27, 2012
  3. La Femme Fatale
    What would you do without me and my vagina jokes in ur life?
    
    Apr 27, 2012
  4. Storyofmylife
    I'd be fat XD Thanks for the diet. It's a good one to be on!
    
    Apr 27, 2012
4. La Femme Fatale
  Why did Jack have to die???????
  
  Apr 24, 2012
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  3. Storyofmylife
    Keep believing what you wanna believe chica. Rose killed him... Dead. LOL
    
    Apr 27, 2012
  4. La Femme Fatale
    No urrrrrr wronngggggggg!!!!@E!E@#R@#Q
    
    Apr 27, 2012
  5. Storyofmylife
    ERRGGSBSJDHBSNJBKAH! Let's fight to the DEATH! Or have really angry sex. I prefer the latter! LET'S BREAK THE MOTHERFUCKIN BED GRRRRR.
    
    Apr 27, 2012
5. La Femme Fatale
  Would like to know why the only reason my dog comes to visit me in my room is to barf. And then she leaves.
  
  Apr 20, 2012
  2. Storyofmylife
    Mine does this as well, but instead of barfing she poops. I guess it's a sign of love in dog language.
    
    Apr 21, 2012
6. Storyofmylife
  Goodnight and goodbye for now. Thanks for the show. ;) I will be back soon. xoxo
  
  Apr 16, 2012
  2. La Femme Fatale
    Aww ok.. be safe!
    
    Apr 16, 2012
7. Storyofmylife
  Yo I heard you like games... So you game for a game of a video game ORC? What? Gameception! :O If not I am totally going to pull a granny and go to sleep liek right NOW.
  
  Apr 13, 2012
  2. La Femme Fatale
    Sure, let's do a chapter or two. I have quite a few papers left to mark so I can't be too too long, but you have to go to bed anyway. Campaign?
    
    Apr 13, 2012
  3. Storyofmylife
    Yes. Let's play da bad guis. Turning on ps3 now!
    
    Apr 13, 2012
8. KennedyKiller
  Wow...A follow by the legendary La Femme Fatale...Don't I feel special ;)
  
  Apr 12, 2012
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  2. La Femme Fatale
    Yes you're moving up in the world :P
    
    Apr 12, 2012
  3. KennedyKiller
    Sad...The bottom feeder role always worked well for me..
    
    Apr 12, 2012
9. La Femme Fatale
  Leon <3
  
  Apr 12, 2012
10. Storyofmylife
  I smell something amazing... Oh wait, it's because your legs are open and it's your vagina. Shut them before everyone notices! WE MUST NOT LET ANYONE KNOW. What am I even saying? I've had a hard day... No pun intended obviously because I too have a vagina.
  
  Apr 12, 2012
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  3. Storyofmylife
    Oh lawd! You must be very bad off! My friend said those can be painful if not looked after. Feel better!!! I hope things are going well with school and such as well as work. I'd love to play ORC this weekend with you girls if ya'll are game... Or just catch up! We've all been so busy, but we should definitely all catch up soon. :)
    
    Apr 12, 2012
  4. La Femme Fatale
    I'm not sure I'll be around this weekend... I work 7-1 Saturday and then the service for my friends dad starts at 2... maybe Sunday if I'm back here.
    
    Apr 12, 2012
  5. Storyofmylife
    I'm terribly sorry about your friend's dad, I just remembered that. I hope she's holding up okay. Take your time, if you're busy you're busy. I definitely understand!
    
    Apr 12, 2012
11. Romero
  LOL what a weirdo. :o
  http://residentevilnews.com/community/threads/i-almost-shoplifted-the-other-day.4211/
  
  Apr 10, 2012
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  3. La Femme Fatale
    Lol no... it was just that you told her the forum wasn't friendly to her when she joined.. and it just reminded me how Trinity was like, all up on my shizz when I joined
    
    Apr 13, 2012
  4. Romero
    Trinity has a humor that can appear rude sometimes, but when I realised it's just her type of humor I learned to appreaciate it.
    
    Apr 13, 2012
  5. La Femme Fatale
    lol k.
    
    Apr 13, 2012
12. Storyofmylife
  Check out my custom title... Thought it was fitting now. ;) LOL
  
  Apr 8, 2012
  2. La Femme Fatale
    I luvs it. xoxo :P
    
    Apr 8, 2012
13. tyler seagroves
  Can you tell me how to start a thread ive looked over the site and can't figure it out. Thanks
  
  Mar 31, 2012
  2. La Femme Fatale
    Click on whichever board you want to start your thread in, then click the 'start new thread' button on the top right side of your screen.
    
    Mar 31, 2012
  3. tyler seagroves
    Thanks i figured it out
    
    Mar 31, 2012
14. Meg
  Hello your royal nonsense! I've got the stuff right here for the m-
  Oh wait. This is for someone else. I'm not doing anything illegal. *slips away*
  
  Mar 27, 2012
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  3. Meg
    Nothing......Now if you'll excuse me I need to meet a guy behind a shady store in the middle of nowhere.
    
    Mar 27, 2012
  4. La Femme Fatale
    Bring protection!
    
    Mar 27, 2012
  5. Meg
    What kinda protection are you talking about? ;)
    
    Mar 27, 2012
15. Romero
  Sweetie thank you for not cutting me down. I didn't speak to any particular person and I hope I didn't offend you in the Animal Rights Activist topic, I know you sympathize with them in some way or another. And even if you happen to be a VIP member in any of those groups, you'll still be my respected muffin.
  
  Mar 26, 2012
16. ToCool74
  It certainly is not my intention to make them feel that way and I am sorry. Its just that I'm used to having heated debates with people on other forums but apparently the members in question are not. I always make it a note to let it be known that its only MY opinion and its ok if they think differently. In the future I will try to be a more considerate since my way of debating is off putting to them.
  
  Mar 24, 2012
  2. La Femme Fatale
    No worries - I do appreciate it, thanks a bunch :)
    
    Mar 24, 2012
17. ToCool74
  Excuse me for asking, but why should I take it down a notch? I thought it was ok to have heated debates around here just so long as it does not cross the line of insults. I may be disagreeing with them and I may come of kinda "harsh" when stating my opinion, but, I never try to belittle their opinions or make mine sound better. I merely voiced my disagreement towards there opinion. I don't believe I attacked it IMO.
  
  Mar 24, 2012
  2. La Femme Fatale
    Thank you for coming to my profile and asking me here, I appreciate the mature response.
    
    I have received several private messages from members here who have become uncomfortable with expressing their opinions in these threads because they do feel themselves being 'attacked'. We do like to make sure this forum is welcoming to everyone.
    
    Mar 24, 2012
  3. La Femme Fatale
    My reply to you was not a warning or anything 'official', if it came across as such I apologize as it was not my intention. I'm not asking you to do anything but take it a bit easier.
    
    Mar 24, 2012
18. hogwartskid7
  ...What is your signature of?
  
  Mar 22, 2012
  2. La Femme Fatale
    It's from the movie Labyrinth.
    
    Mar 22, 2012
  3. hogwartskid7
    THANK YOU! I couldn't remember the name of it! Thanks loads, mate.
    
    Mar 22, 2012
  4. La Femme Fatale
    Haha you are welcome!
    
    Mar 22, 2012
19. Silverback
  Hello, La Femme.
  
  I came here to apologize for the hate speech the other day. I'm sorry.
  
  Despite it being hate speech, I honestly didn't realize it was at the time. I was blind and ignorant. The same thing I've accused others of being. I had to shorten the apology due to an error.
  
  Thank you for your time.
  
  Silverback.
  
  Mar 20, 2012
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  2. La Femme Fatale
    Thank you Silverback. It's appreciated.
    
    Mar 22, 2012
20. La Femme Fatale
  I think I should be able to come and go by bubble.
  
  Mar 18, 2012
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  3. La Femme Fatale
    I shall come and go by gas bubbles...
    
    wait, what?
    
    Has anyone here had a gas bubble by the way? They are PAINFUL.
    
    Mar 21, 2012
  4. Romero
    Use a lighter.
    
    Mar 21, 2012
  5. Romero
    Lighter works. But use a helmet in case you take off.
    
    Mar 21, 2012
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Welcome to my profile page! I am known as Her Royal Nonsense, but you can call me Nonsense because I do like to practise a bit of modesty. I'm going to marry Jareth the Goblin King one day. I believe in gay marriage, global warming, and volcanoes. I think Oprah can change the weather. I dislike the National Socialist German Workers' Party... and bed bugs. I don't have bed bugs but I don't like them because they stand for everything I'm against - cheating your rent and showing up uninvited and unannounced in someone else's bed, and furthermore leaving little brown spots on the sheets is kind of rude. Who does that?
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